In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
A fullback and halfback.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do bees say in the summer?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you arrest a pig?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which cats have the best manners?