Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where does the president keep his razor?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did autumn say to summer?
