Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do fleas travel?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?