Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What kind of bird can write?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do naked fish play with?