Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do Scottish toads play?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call octopus twins?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?