Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's the scariest letter?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of bird can write?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?