What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?