How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?