How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?