Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What siblings are always sad?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?