What's the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do you take sick ponies?