What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do amoebas make calls?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?