Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What game do mice love to play?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?