What's the laziest vegetable?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the math book sad?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What does the sun drink out of?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?