Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What car always breaks the rules?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?