Where should you plant flowers along the road?
In the potholes.
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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
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What type of bat doesn't fly?
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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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What did the salad say to its dad?
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Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?