Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?