Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
How do hurricanes see?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?