I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do math teachers love March?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?