What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do hamsters come from?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?