What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane.
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did March say to the madness?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?