What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do pigs love to take naps?