What do cows say when you milk them?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Where does water do all its banking?