Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do bees get to school?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the richest basketball team?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?