Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a dancing sheep?