Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why is winter considered holy?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do basketball players like cookies?