Why do pigs tell jokes?
Because they love to ham it up.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where was Noah born?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do cows say on NYE?