If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?