Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?