What do you call an artistic dog?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?