What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of ant is good at math?