Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?