Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which elf is the best singer?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is the color of the wind?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?