My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What's the scariest letter?