How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
I broke my finger!
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What did one firefly say to the other?