What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?