What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?