Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How did the toad die?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How do billboards talk?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?