Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?