Why do rhinos charge?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What animal styles their hair every day?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do naked fish play with?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?