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What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What car can you only see twice a year?
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What did one angel say to the other angel?
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What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
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