Why are cars magic?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do cows say when you milk them?
We had a discussion about roses.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?