Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?