What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?