Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do you call a short cow?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which is the worst season?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?