What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What kind of monkey flies to school?