What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What animal has the most fun?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why was the mime upset?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What's the slowest 5k?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?