Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is the coolest country?
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How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?