Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?