What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Some poor horse is walking around town in his socks
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?