What animal should you never play poker with?
A card shark.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's the politest month?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?