What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?