What's the laziest vegetable?
A couch potato.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?