What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What season begins with a thud?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
How do horses navigate at night?