Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Families are like fudge.
Which elf is the best singer?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?