Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why are winter days great?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?