Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
They get a little strung out.
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
When should you start writing a book?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where was Noah born?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What style of music weighs the most?