What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?