What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trombone.
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?