What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the frog starve?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?