What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the confused bee say?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which fly makes films?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?