What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?