Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?