Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?