What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?