Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which animals make the best football players?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did March say to the madness?
What does a cat go to sleep on?