What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why was the dog so popular?