What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
What do fairies always drink?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the frog starve?
Where would you find an elephant?
What bee is good for your health?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
How does the sun listen to music?