What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How is life like toilet paper?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?