What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Pointless.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Who does everyone's hair in space?