Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?