Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you make a cow float?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What sport requires no movement at all?