What do you call a magical reptile?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What does Santa call Christmastime?