Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Where does laundry go to college?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?