Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?