What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do fleas travel?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?