Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where does water do all its banking?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a hike across the universe?