Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What fish only swims at night?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?