What fish only swims at night?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?