Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do insects learn at school?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why is the piano so hard to open?