Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?