Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?