Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why are goats so funny?