What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a magical reptile?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What condiment has wings?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the foal cough?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?